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Gwyneth Paltrow’s detox smoothie has too much arsenic for my taste

Gwyneth Paltrow threw down the gauntlet. Having people ask about the validity of second-hand medical information from a ghost, wanting explanations about the antiparasitic properties of goat milk, or questioning the physics of recharging a jade egg with lunar energy is apparently more tiresome than adrenal fatigue. Too much entropy!  To remind herself that chicks like me are just brimming with negative womb energy she is apparently going to get her signature catchphrase, “If you want to fuck with me, bring your A game,” printed on cocktail napkins. It will not be ironic at all to sip a cocktail while the organic papyrus napkins gently cradle the goat milk petit four as she lectures about hidden carcinogens

I have taken this A game thing seriously as her pseudoscience and chicanery are lowering the medical I.Q., are harmful, and causing people to spent money on pointless “therapies.” Perhaps the woman who counts $1,134 statement-making sandals among her “must haves” doesn’t worry about wasting money, but I do. By the way the only statement these sandals make to me is ugly and expensive, but perhaps that’s why I don’t I blog about fashion.

After spending some time on her site last week I found myself looking at the “detox” turkey curry thinking maybe she isn’t all bunk. Yes the word detox grates, but it didn’t look awful. The curry is part of a 3 day “Anti Bloat Summer Reset” (I guess reset is the new code for cleanse or something). As someone with irritable bowel syndrome who has her bloating pretty well controlled I though, okay game on bitch. If she had better recipes than my home-made food (I even make my own bread) I would concede there was some good on GOOP. After all a few bloggers have chronicled their GOOP cooking forays and many raved about the taste and their enlightenment, although most also complained about the cost.

I’ve worked my way through the recipes and do watch this space for more on those, but I want to focus on the Morning Matcha Smoothie. This is breakfast for three days straight. There were two ingredients that were unfamiliar so before I blindly followed the links and ordered I wanted to know what was what, especially as I am very skeptical of foods for otherwise healthy people that require powders. If your food is nutritionally complete you shouldn’t need to boost it, you know?

I had to look up matcha powder and “Tocos.” Matcha is powdered green tea, which led me to wonder why not just use green tea and skip the coconut water? I mean if one wanted to make one’s enlightenment as accessible as possible one would do that, right? Then again expensive placebos are more likely to bring about transformation. Fortunately, I live in a very precious part of the country and one can buy matcha in bulk (no really) at a local store so I was able to buy just a very little. I then turned to the Tocos. What the fuck was this?

Fortunately for me and everyone else attracted by the promise of no bloating GOOP has a convenient link to their shop in the recipe. Tocos is raw bran rice solubles. Sounded fancy.

One can put 1-2 tsp of Tocos in the “potion” of your choice or “directly into the mouth.” I’m not shitting you. I guess eating is too low-class for GOOP?

 

 

Not one to take GOOP’s word for anything I decided to do some research. Rice bran solubles are the husk of brown rice that has been discarded when rice is polished to make white rice. So rice offal. Apparently it was once animal feed until some enterprising people in Big Transformative Foods figured out they could rebrand it and charge out the yoni. At first blush it does sounds healthy as brown rice has a better nutritional value than white. Apparently, it is very high in vitamin E which is tocopherol hence the catchy name tocos. Get it? Ha ha.

When you Google rice bran solubles you just get a bunch of manufacturer sites and Natural News so this intrigued me. Not even a Wikipedia page (hoping some of you can get on that). Bon Appétit had only great things to say about it in January (2017). It’s the non-dairy creamer your face will love! I did not create that word salad, honest. Rice bran solubles are the veritable fountain of youth reclaimed from the slop pile! The Rumpelstiltskin of food, turning rice husks into nutritional gold!

On the second page of the search, so Siberia for the crack editors at Bon Appétit, I found a couple of articles reporting that rice bran solubles have high arsenic levels based on a published study where the authors tested commercial brands as well as processing the rice themselves. Arsenic is a carcinogen and a poison, so that’s not transformative in a good way. This made sense as there is arsenic in rice and there is much more in brown rice. Rice bran solubles have 10-20 times the amount of arsenic as rice. Awesome. But hey, that’s on par with GOOP ignoring the science when it’s convenient for their brand and their brand partners. The audacity of calling arsenic laden “tocos” a nutritional powerhouse is incredible especially considering the amount of arsenic in rice bran solubles makes it illegal to sell in China. I guess GOOP also ignores Eastern medicine when it doesn’t fit their marketing so at least they are consistent.

This obviously posed a dilemma for me. The idea of buying this stuff offended me yet I wanted to try the drink. I wasn’t worried about one dose being an issue, but I wasn’t paying $20 for the privilege of mainlining a carcinogen. I settled on Bob’s Mill rice bran. I tasted some, sorry, I mean I put some directly on my tongue. It tastes exactly like what you expect powdered animal feed to taste like, the bottom of a farmer’s boot.

Yes, I know I spelled matcha wrong. 

I made the smoothie. It was gross and I burped all morning. It filled me up although no more than my standard breakfast.

I found the information on “tocos” and arsenic with five minutes of research, i.e. not my A game. GOOP editors either knew and didn’t give a shit because “tocos” are trendy (i.e. they sell) and they were counting on no one checking or they actually never researched it. I am honestly not sure which is worse for a health and wellness site.

Rice bran solubles are used in countries that have difficulty accessing nutritionally complete foods although some experts have questioned the choice of bran solubles for nutritionally vulnerable children when there are arsenic free options with similar nutritional profiles. I am also questioning the use in a smoothie designed for health when there are arsenic free options with similar nutritional profiles. Then again you can’t sell bran or oatmeal for $20 and they aren’t trendy or exotic sounding choices.

While a few doses of this arsenic smoothie a month are probably not going to harm an adult if you are a smoothie junky that could be different. I would not give this to children as they are at greater risk from arsenic in food. Lots of kids get smoothies on a regular basis so the use of “tocos” or rice bran regularly could be a concern. I soak my rice overnight and boil it in additional water to lower the arsenic content for my kids and myself so it would be ridiculous to undo this with an unnecessary smoothie ingredient. I threw out the rice bran. Arsenic is like cigarettes the best dose is none.

I think it’s fucking hypocritical to be all about “toxins” and cleanses and cancer fear and then promote and sell a product that is illegal in China because of its arsenic. I don’t know about you but I expect my summer reset smoothie to be arsenic free. It seems that GOOP devotes as much attention to nutritional science as they do to medicine and physics. Dear God if this is their A game I’d hate to see their B entry.

Maybe my cocktail napkins will read, “Gwyneth Paltrow’s game only rates an A on a homeopathic scale.”

 

 

Discussion

36 thoughts on “Gwyneth Paltrow’s detox smoothie has too much arsenic for my taste

  1. Does all rice have arsenic? And do rice cakes? I get organic rice & rice cakes but eat a lot of those organic ricecakes. Are they arsenic-free or a bad idea? And would the amount of rice in supermaket sushi be of concern? (I eat Whole Foods spicy salmon sushi with avocado a few times a week, and they don’t use organic rice. Darn!). Thanks, and thanks for doing this blog!!!

    Posted by LADinLA | May 28, 2017, 10:03 pm
    • Yes even rice cakes. Consumer reports has info as do others. White has less than brown and it’s more of an issue for kids.

      Posted by Dr. Jen Gunter | May 28, 2017, 10:05 pm
      • Yet another reason to ignore the mythology imported into USA by Japanese businessman and “macrobiotic teacher” Michio Kushi who claimed to be able to cure cancer (sadly his wife and daughter both died of cancer) that brown rice is better than white for the B Vitamins. Problem is, besides containing poorly digested non-soluble fiber and arsenic, the reason why Chinese, Indians, and everyone else has always polished or partially polished their rice and either ate the bran right away or fed it to the livestock is b/c the bran has oil which goes rancid and does not store well over time.

        Posted by naturaliving | July 30, 2017, 6:09 pm
    • There are some differences in arsenic levels in rice depending on where it’s grown. See: http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/magazine/2015/01/how-much-arsenic-is-in-your-rice/index.htm

      All rice preferentially takes up arsenic from soil or water. Some locations have lower arsenic levels in soil or water due to their geology. Apparently rice grown in California, India, and Pakistan tends to have half the average arsenic content of rice from other locations. Rice from Arkansas, Louisiana, and Texas, has much higher than average arsenic. This is likely due to rice in those states being grown in former cotton fields. Cotton used to be treated with arsenic based pesticides, which continues to contaminate the soil.

      Posted by Steven Keirstead | July 16, 2017, 5:48 am
  2. Sorry about the typos! Couldn’t find an edit button to fix them 🙂

    Posted by LADinLA | May 28, 2017, 10:06 pm
  3. DANG!!! And same problem with organic too, eh? Ugh!!! Thank you; I thought I was being so good. Dang, dang, dang! I get hives from wheat, so I eat a LOT of ricecakes. Correction: USED to eat a lot of ricecakes. Pooh! (But thank you very much for the info!!!!!)

    Posted by LADinLA | May 28, 2017, 10:10 pm
  4. I had no idea about the arsenic in rice. If I were to start soaking my rice overnight before cooking it, is it correct to assume I should strain the rice and throw out the soaking water, using fresh water to cook the rice?

    (I would never take advice from GOOP in the first place, and neither would most of your readers, I’d guess, hence the focus on the rice portion of your post.)

    Posted by Cassandra Yemen | May 28, 2017, 10:32 pm
    • It depends are where your rice is coming from. The white rice in the states is already washed and then fortified with nutrients. But if you rice comes from elsewhere, it is a good idea to rinse the rice until the water runs clear. It is worth noting this will also reduce the starch in the rice, therefore if you are fond of sticky rice, it will not be so sticky.

      Posted by Aly | July 20, 2017, 9:33 am
    • Pretty much every society in which rice is a staple grain discards the soak water and cooks in fresh water….taste better that way, too.

      Posted by naturaliving | July 30, 2017, 6:04 pm
  5. http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/magazine/2015/01/how-much-arsenic-is-in-your-rice/index.htm
    Here’s the link to the 2015 CR article for anyone who’s interested.
    And here’s a link to info from Lundberg Family Farms on arsenic content in their organic rice. They haven’t disclosed detailed data yet for their organic rice cakes.
    http://www.lundberg.com/info/arsenic-in-food/arsenic-testing-results/

    Posted by LADinLA | May 28, 2017, 10:33 pm
  6. “illegal in China” is a damning indictment. Thank you, once again, for debunking the Goop Troop nonsense.

    Posted by Boostick | May 28, 2017, 10:52 pm
  7. Dear Dr. Gunter,

    My name is also Jen and I wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your writing. I especially appreciate this battle you have picked, as the kind of irresponsibility, greed and ignorance that prevail in certain urban centres of the US is, from my perspective, the leading cause of discontentment, avoidable health issues and even suicide. Ms Paltrow is the poster child for the US of Assholes.

    I noticed you have your blog on wordpress.com I’m not an expert, but research indicates that a wordpress.org account has various advantages including total ownership of the content you produce and it also allows for monetisation. I would be more than happy to point you in the direction of some helpful articles if you are interested in investigating further.

    Yours sincerely, Jen England

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    Posted by Jennifer England | May 29, 2017, 12:19 am
  8. FYI, matcha is different from regular green tea (called sencha). Matcha is made from a much higher quality of tea leaf, and processed somewhat differently. It is also finely powdered, which is different. It is the form of tea used for the traditional Japanese tea ceremony, the cha-no-yu.

    Posted by drgaellon | May 29, 2017, 12:46 am
  9. Hang on, I’ve had a thought (no mean feat!), arsenic is naturally occurring. Gwynniekins believes that natural = good so, I suppose, arsenic smoothies do fit with her ideology.

    Posted by Boostick | May 29, 2017, 2:40 am
  10. Didn’t know about arsenic in rice. Matcha is one of my favourite teas though. Hopefully you didn’t find any problems with that! :0

    Posted by calijones | May 29, 2017, 2:48 am
  11. Being half sarcastic , don`t forget to read the disclaimer under their Terms and Conditions ( which is about 5 pages long ) .
    And the other half of sarcasm , enjoy the products . 😉

    Posted by Jim | May 29, 2017, 3:24 am
  12. Dr. Gunter, I’ve followed you for a couple of years and cheer you on by reposting on Facebook. Regretfully, I can’t always repost because of F Bomb, the editor doesn’t want that on my site. Question….can I edit out letters uck to keep them happy? I don’t want my readers to miss any of your posts especially on Gwyneth Paltrow and her pseudo science …..

    Posted by susan nurse | May 29, 2017, 8:04 am
  13. Acupuncturist + TCM practitioner here–agree wholeheartedly with the above–want to add that the tocos are nixed in TCM also because of the rancid oils. Brown rice oxidizes and spoils faster because of the bran, isolated bran is even more vulnerable to spoilage because of increased surface area. Arsenic AND rancid oils? I’m surprised she’s not advocating it’s use as an enema. Party! (And thanks for the good work)

    Posted by Katie | May 29, 2017, 10:40 am
  14. Thank you, more people need to call that whack-a-loon on her BS.

    Posted by Garrett Moffitt | June 8, 2017, 4:24 pm

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