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How many sex partners do people really have?

What do you think is high number of sexual partners? Two? Eight? Not being able to count on your fingers and toes? We talk a lot about the number of sex partners in the world of STDs, because sexually transmitted infections are a numbers game. The more partners you have, the more potential exposures. And … Continue reading »

Cosmo’s sex position of the day proves they’re lazy, uninspired misogynists (water is also wet)

Taking the old Cosmo Sex Position of the Day app out for a whirl I was greeted with the Standing Tiger/Crouching Dragon. Sigh, where to begin. First of all, with a sex app for women the man’s position shouldn’t, you know, be listed first. And of course the men are the tigers and women the dragons, … Continue reading »

Cosmo’s sex position of the day: reinventing the wheel, and badly

The fact I could not find an inner tube threw me on my quest to evaluate the choice goodness (*cough*) that was the last offering on my Cosmo Sex Position of the Day app. It was for science people! But after much sulking, I decided to check out another position (hope still springs eternal for … Continue reading »

Coconut oil: a natural lube

Many couples need/prefer lube during sex. However, many commercial lubricants can be irritating (or just aren’t quite right). Ingredients that many women find irritating are alcohol (most gel based lubricants) and glycerin and paraben (most water based lubes), never mind the stuff they add for smell and taste. A great option for those who find … Continue reading »

The GYNO guide to mess-free period sex

Some women and their partners are adverse to the idea of sex during the menstrual period (that sounds awfully formal, but everything else just sounded wrong). The reasons probably differ from person to person: The site of blood. I once dated a guy who freaked out at the very though of one red blood cell anywhere. … Continue reading »

A gynecologist’s advice for men on a first date

In honor of my new smoking hot red patent leather go-go boots I am introducing a series of posts entitled the Red Boot Diaries. Think of them as GYNO dating tips, because I care deeply about you all and hope that you might one day profit from my mistakes wealth of experience. And a big thanks to … Continue reading »

Getting the HPV shot without parental consent in California. What’s the big deal?

There were apparently some ruffled feathers yesterday when Gov. Jerry Brown signed AB499 into law. As of January 2012, children ages 12 and older will be able to get the HPV vaccine without parental consent. The social conservatives think that the vaccine is a license for wanton pre-teen sex and the anti-vaxxers are worried our … Continue reading »

Cosmo’s latest sex position proves they know as little about sprinklers as they do orgasms

Offensive alliteration and woeful ignorance of female anatomy can mean but one thing…it’s time to review another Cosmo sex position of the day. The sexy sprinkler.  “Hey baby, let’s go do the sexy sprinkler.”  Now I dare you (in fact I double dog dare you) to say that without either: A) vomiting B) laughing yourself … Continue reading »

Cosmo’s sex position of the day: a “meh” for pleasure, a #fail for message

The Cosmo sex position of the day is the Bootyful View. Ah, the play on words. It’s so witty, it is as if the name were conceived by this generation’s queen of the malapropisms, Sarah Palin herself. Anyway, achieving this carnal challenge is not physically demanding. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve tried this before, … Continue reading »

Cosmo sex position of the day: hamstring hell

You should have seen the look on my face when last night’s sex position popped up on my iPhone. I mean what the fuck? Don’t figure skaters and professional ballroom dancers practice for years to achieve this position and Cosmo just wants me to whip my leg up over my head and climb on board? … Continue reading »

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