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Video games and apps for your vagina: a newer (but not necessarily better) way to Kegel

There are two new high-tech ways that aim to help you with Kegel exercises, both with Kickstarter campaigns. There is the Skea (Smart Kegel Exercise Aid), basically a video game that proposes controlling the avatar with a vaginal probe that uses the pelvic floor muscles and kGoal, a vaginal insert that is meant to connect wirelessly … Continue reading

Jimmy Choo wants to steal your orgasm and other sex fallacies from Time magazine

I was just about to go to bed when I saw Time magazine’s list of 12 Shocking Sex Facts and so I thought, well, maybe Time know’s something I don’t. However, what followed was perhaps the worst piece of what-the-fuck-drivel that made every sex lists that I’ve ever read in Cosmo and O Magazine seem … Continue reading

Male GYNO claims to find G-spot in a dead woman. Female GYNO found it years ago in a living one.

An article was just published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine in which a male “cosmetic” gynecologist claims to have found the G spot by dissecting the cadaver of an 83-year-old woman and the news media have flocked to the story. The amazing Dr. Petra Boynton does a wonderful job of looking at the bias and back … Continue reading

Cosmo’s sex position of the day proves they’re lazy, uninspired misogynists (water is also wet)

Taking the old Cosmo Sex Position of the Day app out for a whirl I was greeted with the Standing Tiger/Crouching Dragon. Sigh, where to begin. First of all, with a sex app for women the man’s position shouldn’t, you know, be listed first. And of course the men are the tigers and women the dragons, … Continue reading

Coconut oil: a natural lube

Many couples need/prefer lube during sex. However, many commercial lubricants can be irritating (or just aren’t quite right). Ingredients that many women find irritating are alcohol (most gel based lubricants) and glycerin and paraben (most water based lubes), never mind the stuff they add for smell and taste. A great option for those who find … Continue reading

Cosmo’s latest sex position proves they know as little about sprinklers as they do orgasms

Offensive alliteration and woeful ignorance of female anatomy can mean but one thing…it’s time to review another Cosmo sex position of the day. The sexy sprinkler.  “Hey baby, let’s go do the sexy sprinkler.”  Now I dare you (in fact I double dog dare you) to say that without either: A) vomiting B) laughing yourself … Continue reading

Cosmo sex position of the day: hamstring hell

You should have seen the look on my face when last night’s sex position popped up on my iPhone. I mean what the fuck? Don’t figure skaters and professional ballroom dancers practice for years to achieve this position and Cosmo just wants me to whip my leg up over my head and climb on board? … Continue reading

The Cosmopolitan in Vegas: the hotel that cares about your orgasm!

It’s something I look for in every hotel gift shop. Yup, vibrators. Traveling with vibrators is tricky when you are flying with carry on only. It’s possible the shape and electronics could trigger interest at security. Visions of standing by in abject horror as a TSA agent pulls out your Lelo G spot and says … Continue reading

In Alabama only men have a constitutional right to orgasm

It is illegal to sell vibrators in Alabama. That’s right, according to the Anti-Obscenity Enforcement Act of 1998 selling sex toys in the, ahem, Yellowhammer State is a criminal act (Yellowhammer just sounds like the name of a vibrator, doesn’t it?)  Sex toy meaning any device designed or marketed primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs. In … Continue reading

Cosmo’s sex position of the day: nothing brings sexy back more than “put your head on the floor”

“I want to make mad, passionate love to you, so let me grab a pillow and put my head on the floor.” And with that, I give you the Head over heels.  Really Cosmo? All I can say is, “Fuck off!” First of all the name. Stop it with the stupid alliteration. Face-to-face-fandango, Wanton wheelbarrow, Head … Continue reading

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